Never Been Kissed

And Proud of It

Published on March 26, 2004 By new-age nomad In Personal Relationships

That's right folks. I've never been kissed.

I view kissing as a sacred act---something with which you only share with someone you are deeply in love with. Maybe that makes me naive, but I don't care. I would never kiss someone I didn't love, and this has thrown many of my "boyfriends" (if you wanna call them that) for a loop.

I want the imaginary fireworks, I want the "I can't breath but I don't give a sh**" feeling, I want emotional stimulation. I want the guy to not care that I have chapped lips and a lip ring that may or may not get in the way. I want the world to stop; I want to feel like I could die after this and be ok with it. I do not want some cheap makeout session that I've been told is so fun.

I want you guys to share your first kiss stories with me, because well, I like to live vicariously. I don't want the sleezy stories I'm sure to get; I want the wonderful, "There's nothing in the world like a first kiss" stories. So please, comment away.

Trinitie

Comments (Page 2)

Suspeckted

on Mar 26, 2004

I didn't read through all of these replies but my take Trin is that if your decision is on principal alone then you're missing out. I have some friends who just have little taste for relationships and don't have the same drive for physical contact and hey, I got no beef with that. I think you can tell a lot about someone in how they kiss and to be in love with someone before such initial physical contact might be innocently romantic, but modernly unrealistic.

My first kiss was with the neighbor girl when I was 9 or so and I think my older sister and her older sister made us do it. Cute grade school romance....no regrets. It's like you won't ever drive a used car until you can afford a lamborgini....just seems silly. Sure one is better than the other, but that doesn't mean driving the used car might get you closer obtaining your goal.....sorry for the poor analogy.

PS - I H8 cars.

imajinit

on Mar 26, 2004

i was really drunk... she was really drunk... we were out on the dance floor, and it just kinda happened, right then and there... My sister sure is a great kisser!

Sir Peter Maxwell

on Mar 26, 2004

haha very funny imajinit, you made me laugh - and that is a big compliment coming from the wittiest person on joeuser

shadesofgrey

on Mar 26, 2004

Interesting topic, Trinitie.

I'm with Karma and Dharma on this one--I don't have any memory of the first.

I think the more you love them at the time, the more memorable the experience is. My most memorable was in my mid-twenties, it was drizzly out, the air was crisp, it wasn't cold, but it wasn't warm. We were walking home from a concert. The road was empty and dark, it was just us. N. was actually dancing down the street trying to impress me with his innate sense of coordination and musical prowness. One thing led to another, and it just felt right. N. was the first person to break my heart--but I wouldn't change the chance to love him for anything in the world. Loving him taught me more than all the books and classes in the world.

Muggaz

on Mar 26, 2004

Touche MJ.

Absolute class.

JeremyG and Dharma raise valid arguments as well Trin... Forums are good for stories and advice!!!!

BAM!!!

wnx_decoy

on Mar 26, 2004

Oh, the i kissed him and now he's gone scenario. I like it. Very victimish. Good touch.

Capt. over and out!

new-age nomad

on Mar 26, 2004

thanks for all the comments, but my opinion has not changed. The car analogy was just silly.

Imajinit, lol.

Trinitie

Sir Peter Maxwell

on Mar 26, 2004

Trinity I will kiss you in the most romantic way, I will take your dainty hand and lead you to my private sauna where I will proceed to kiss your ears before moving onto your luscious lips.

BigDreamer415

on Mar 26, 2004

"Dreamer---I never said it had to be at the alter."
I wasn't trying to imply you had said it I didn't even think you meant that in all honesty... i was just making a point.

Peter-get a life!

--Sarah

stevendedalus

on Mar 27, 2004

It's very possible, you know, that the first kiss isn't worth remembering.

Dan Kaschel

on Mar 27, 2004

Sir Maxwell- AHEM!

Trin- a lot of good points. I still agree wholeheartedly with you. And yeah, the car analogy left something to be desired.

~Dan

jackass

on Mar 27, 2004

I for one like this analogy (maybe that's because i'm a slut)... it's true that we all have to learn to drive. Me, well hell, i've test driven about 50 cars (and one or two trucks... hehehe...) There were a few that were more fun to drive than others, but I learned something from all of them...

I like the one I've got now, and I plan to keep it around a while... I sure hope the warranty doesn't run out anytime soon... I don't think all those test drives that I took in the past detract in any way from the driving that I do now...

Suspeckted

on Mar 27, 2004

boo yah, the point wasn't that it was a good analogy...the point was that I tried to provide you with an analogy at all. I said it was less than perfect so there's no reason for any of you to point that out. If waiting to kiss is your agenda than good for you. But don't be surprised if it makes the path to relationship fulfillment a bit difficult, and in my opinion, a whole lot less fun.

new-age nomad

on Mar 27, 2004

you need to calm down Ted. YOu're taking it a little too personally.

Trinitie

imajinit

on Mar 27, 2004

isn't it past your bedtime Trin?

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