Never Been Kissed

And Proud of It

Published on March 26, 2004 By new-age nomad In Personal Relationships

That's right folks. I've never been kissed.

I view kissing as a sacred act---something with which you only share with someone you are deeply in love with. Maybe that makes me naive, but I don't care. I would never kiss someone I didn't love, and this has thrown many of my "boyfriends" (if you wanna call them that) for a loop.

I want the imaginary fireworks, I want the "I can't breath but I don't give a sh**" feeling, I want emotional stimulation. I want the guy to not care that I have chapped lips and a lip ring that may or may not get in the way. I want the world to stop; I want to feel like I could die after this and be ok with it. I do not want some cheap makeout session that I've been told is so fun.

I want you guys to share your first kiss stories with me, because well, I like to live vicariously. I don't want the sleezy stories I'm sure to get; I want the wonderful, "There's nothing in the world like a first kiss" stories. So please, comment away.

Trinitie

Comments (Page 4)

new-age nomad

on Mar 28, 2004

Once again, no one said anything about waiting until marriage-----I mean, I didn't anyway.

Trinitie

Dan Kaschel

on Mar 28, 2004

I think it's become the primary issue, anyway.

~Dan

Sir Peter Maxwell

on Mar 28, 2004

Trinity i can never marry you dear girl

imajinit

on Mar 28, 2004

Trin... look again at my list... you've been there all along... sometimes things aren't what they seem...

i'll give you a hint though... ever see The Matrix?

Suspeckted

on Mar 28, 2004

So trin, did you get any this weekend?

wnx_decoy

on Mar 28, 2004

"ever see the Matrix?"

there is no spoon.....

is that where you're going with that one?

Capt. over and out!

new-age nomad

on Mar 28, 2004

I'm, surprisingly, not a huge matrix fan, though I have seen it. Trinity is not nearly as cool as me.

Anywho, I came up with an analogy of my own: You know when you're waiting for a meal to be ready, and you're just completely famished? If you have a snack before the meal, it will satisfy, but will only make the meal less desirable. You'll still enjoy the meal, but if you had waited, it would have been that much more wonderful.

You get it? I came up with all by myself. *pats self on back*

Trinitie

imajinit

on Mar 28, 2004

so did you find your name on my list then?

I like your analogy... my first impulse was to offer a rebuttal, but instead I'm just gonna keep my opinions to myself...

if you only knew how often I do that.

new-age nomad

on Mar 28, 2004

nah, Michael, I wanna hear your rebuttal....it's what makes the world go round.

Trinitie

Dan Kaschel

on Mar 29, 2004

So trin, did you get any this weekend?

Very clever in a "if you ever say anything like that I'll beat your face in" kind of way.

Not really, but be nice.

~Dan

Dan Kaschel

on Mar 29, 2004

Nice analogy. 'Cept that there's a reason they call snacks before dinner "appetizers." Because they whet your appetite. On a biochemical level, they stimulate gastric enzymes and the salivary glands (all four pairs of them).

~Dan

Dan Kaschel

on Mar 29, 2004

*pats self on back*

That's very... flexible... of you...

~Dan

new-age nomad

on Mar 29, 2004

Dan Paul Kaschel,

Very clever...in a "When you say things like that I wanna kick you in the shin." type of way.

Hahah. I like my analogy.....I deserve a cookie.

Trinitie

Dan Kaschel

on Mar 29, 2004

Is this whole multiple adjecent posts thing irritating anybody else?

~Dan

Dan Kaschel

on Mar 29, 2004

Very clever...in a "When you say things like that I wanna kick you in the shin." type of way.

Very clever, in a "you're a plaigarist so take your frickin cookie and go to jail" kind of way.

~Dan

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