I suppose it's a bit telling that for the majority of my trip, my tongue was completely covered in lie bumps...11 to be exact. I couldn't eat for days, and even speaking became a chore.  I assumed that a high stress level inspired these extremely painful nuisances.  Dan, my love, says these abscessed taste buds are your body telling you that it's trying to fight off an infection.  Sevilla, Erica's mom, says it's an overload of acidity in your system.  Jeremiah,...